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ACORN. Deceased Voters. Domestic Terrorists. Liberal Media. Disenfranchisement. Fannie Mae. Conservative Media. Saturday Night Live. Seven Houses. Foreclosures. Oil Drilling. Bridge to Nowhere. McCain. Redistribution of Wealth. Joe the Plumber. War in Iraq. War in Afghanistan. War in your town. War on Wall Street. Obama. Bailout. Tax hikes. Subprime mortgages. Tax cuts. Middle class. Health plans.If that's not enough, what was once a wonderfully satisfying experience of forcing a miniature icepick through a card and feeding it to a mechanical canine for tabulation, or shading in a box with a #2 pencil, allowing the voter to go back to school, if only for a moment -- has in many precints been reduced to the push of a button on a touch-screen. Some 98,000 touch-screen voting machines are being used in 20 states, and problems have already started.
All of this is guaranteed to make voting more fair, organized, easier to count, and less confusing. Here at Recount2008.org, we're lucky to get our VCR to work correctly -- much less anything trying to count your vote. Have you seen the news reports of voting machine hacking? I wonder who the Chinese want to be President. They're probably making the voting machines -- and lending us the money to buy them!
For those of you with even better luck, you've experienced the Absentee Voting Process. Sign this. Notarize that. Insert in this envelope, and seal. Insert in that envelope, and don't seal. Insert power bill. Insert phone bill. Insert copy of driver's license. Insert tag from undergarment. Sure. Easier, and more fair
The 2008 Elections promise to be close, and both the voting and the controversy have already started. Get ready for the Recounts!
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